A pastor pulled two glasses from behind the pulpit during his Sunday Sermon. One was full of water, the other gin. He then pulled a worm from out of a match box and dropped it into the glass of water. It wriggled around for a moment and then the pastor pulled it out and dropped it into the glass of gin. Instantly the worm went stiff as a board, dead.
The pastor then asked, "So what does this teach us?"
From the back of the room a small boy piped up, "If you drink gin, you won't get worms."
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Out of the mouth of babes...!
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